Cruz
3 years old upon departure; 5 upon our return
Bella
8 years old upon departure; 10 upon our return
Cyrus
10 years old upon departure; 12 upon our return
Angela
Mama, translator, photographer, and control freak
Jason
Papa, teacher, brewer, and family chef
The Scoop
The Cast of Characters
Before and after The Big Field Trip
The Smirkman Five
Upon our return, 2 years later
Before and after The Big Field Trip
The Smirkman Five
Before departing on The Big Field Trip
Before and after The Big Field Trip
I still don’t know what foolish notion possessed us—Jason a teacher/amateur chef, and me a translator/control-freak—to drop everything and drag our act to a dozen countries across five continents on a two year around-the-world journey. Nevertheless, we’ve been back in the US for over a year now, and despite the irrational notions that originally motivated the expedition, we somehow survived to tell the tale. We’re eager to continue using this site to share what we learned from our adventure.
 
When Jason first announced that he wanted to put our lives in Santa Fe on hold and go gallivanting around the globe, I reacted with all the love and support that comes so naturally, given my German Catholic upbringing in Kansas. Why can’t you have a normal mid 30’s crisis and go buy a Porsche or have an affair? But his enthusiasm was infectious, and we were soon developing competing slide show presentations, pitching our proposed itineraries to a tough audience in the living room. Left to decide which travel plan would prevail were our three young children—Cruz, an unsuspecting three year old, Bella, an animal loving eight year old, and Cyrus, a less than enthusiastic pre teen. Alas, when the lights came on and the curtains were drawn, the kids voted for Jason’s itinerary, hands down. My Around-the-Mediterranean proposal just couldn’t compete with his Around-the-Whole-Stinking-World bit. Or more likely, he bribed them with ice cream. I’ll never know the truth. Despite my futile allegations of election day fraud, followed by ineffective pleas to consider the global footprint of this socially and financially irresponsible globe-hopping scheme, I eventually conceded victory to Jason, and our fate was sealed.
 
In October 2008 we set off on an adventure that has since become known as The Big Field Trip. We stayed for two to three months in each country, mostly in the developing world where our dollars stretched farther. After our arrival in each country, we strove to travel as little as possible, with a goal of missing all of the standard tourist sites and doing our best to stay off the gringo trail. We steered clear of hotels and instead arranged home-stays in the hopes of getting to know each community more intimately, while also establishing some semblance of a stable home life for the children and meeting some very interesting characters along the way.
 
My duty throughout the course of our adventure was to mind the coffers by keeping my translation company afloat, to arrange language lessons in each country for the family, and to further my study of music by seeking out a native guitar maestro in each locale. Jason homeschooled the kids, dealt with travel logistics, and used the rest of us as guinea pigs in his experimentation with the local cuisine. Cyrus and Bella focused on their homeschool studies, supplemented with music and language classes in each country, and documented their travel experiences. And little Cruz focused mainly on forging new friendships with flea-ridden dogs, piglets, holy cows… and occasionally with human children, so long as they were not entirely put off by his cerulean blue eyes and golden hair. In short, we all immersed ourselves in each culture and tried as best we could to live like locals.
 
Before setting off on the journey, Jason received a grant from a non profit in Santa Fe that had caught wind of our harebrained scheme and funded the creation of this web site, which was originally fashioned to serve as an educational tool for teachers in the US. Throughout the adventure, Cyrus and Bella posted homeschool reports, photos, and videos from our travels. Members of the site followed our adventures and learned vicariously through The Big Field Trip, posing questions for the kids to research on the ground.
 
We’ve had a few years now to regroup and re-acclimate to life as normal people. Jason has been perfecting the recipes he learned in each country and I have been dutifully practicing guitar songs I learned along the route. I have had a chance to revisit my travelogues, and the kids their homeschool studies. We’re all ready and eager to share what we learned on the road. Though I’m rather partial to the idea of recounting our story in the format of a Rockumentary (ala The Partridge Family), perhaps this site is the most appropriate format to share our tale. And thus it has been decided. Henceforth and forevermore, we shall disclose here the lessons we learned along the trail. Each week Jason will post one of his favorite recipes and I will try to get my travel stories from The Big Field Trip published. Enjoy!
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"Hamams and Sacrificial Altars” 
SLAB, Fall 2016
"Which God Is Ours"
Summer 2016 Colere
Hungary
Slovakia
Austria
Czech Republic
Cuba
France
Mexico
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Italy
Ireland
Brazil
Vietnam
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Turkey
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England
India
"The Mysterious Crotch-Grabbing Handshake: Hard Lessons in Vietnam" 2015 Literal Latte Essay Award
"Halloween in Bulgaria"
2015 Travelers' Tales Solas Awards
"Thanksgiving on the Bosphorus"
Santa Fe Writers Project, February 2016:
"Garlic Naan for Hanuman"
Soul-Making Keats Literary Competition 2015:
"Escaping the Swine Flu, Nearly"
Halfway Down the Stairs, December 2015:
"Farewell to the Highlands"
Your Life Is A Trip, October 2015:
"Homeward Bound"
Your Life Is A Trip, May 2015:
The Big Field Trip
"Escaping the Great Mosque of Uqba"  World Press Review, April 2015:
"Homeschooling on the Road" 
International Living, August 2014:
AWARDS & PUBLICATIONS
Stories and Photos from
The Big Field Trip
Front-page feature story
Santa Fe New Mexican, March 2015:
"Which God Is Ours?"
2015 Travelers' Tales Solas Award and 
published in Asia Literary Review, Spring 2015:
"The Scorpion Whisperer"
Eventus Magazine, June 2014:
The Big Field Trip
What do you get when two blissfully-ignorant lovebirds get the harebrained idea to schlep three children,
five backpacks, a guitar, and a garlic press on a two-year journey around the world?
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Standing Rock
Hungary
Slovakia
Austria
Czech Republic
Cuba
France
Mexico
Bahamas
Italy
Ireland
Brazil
Vietnam
Spain
USA
Thailand
Tunisia
Turkey
Portugal
Peru
Japan
Bulgaria
England
India